• Atheism is not a belief, a religion, a faith, or an opinion. It is a conclusion.
  • Atheists are cool!
  • Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion…
  • Have faith in yourself.
  • Democracy not Theocracy.
  • Keanu Reeves is an atheist.
  • Christianity will go. It will vanish and shrink. – John Lennon
  • Actor Stephen Fry called god “Stupid, capricious and mean-minded.”
  • When asked about the Bible, Seth MacFarlane clarified, ‘The one written by people who thought the sun was magic?’
  • I’ve sworn off agnosticism, which I now call cowardly atheism. – James Cameron
  • Richard Branson said he believes in evolution, not god.
  • Religion is bullshit. – George Carlin
  • Parker and Stone called The Book of Mormon their atheist love letter to religion.
  • Morgan Freeman says he puts his faith in science instead of god.
  • Jodie Foster is an atheist although she loves religion and all the rituals.
  • I don’t have any religious feelings because I’m an atheist, but I live my life like there’s a God. – Ricky Gervais
  • Grow up or die. – Bill Maher’s final line in Religulous
  • If only I wasn’t an atheist, I could get away with anything. You’d just ask for forgiveness and then you’d be forgiven. – Kiera Knightly
  • There is no there there. – Julianne Moore
  • [God] just seems very man-made to me. – Janeane Garofalo
  • Brad Pitt says religion “doesn’t make sense.”
  • I don’t believe in god. I don’t believe in an afterlife. I don’t believe in soul. – Joaquin Phoenix
  • I’m not religious, I’m an atheist, and a militant atheist when religion starts impacting on legislation. – Daniel Radcliffe
  • I regard religion with fear and suspicion. It’s not enough to say that I don’t believe in God. – Emma Thompson
  • Sean Penn is an atheist.
  • I say I’m an atheist but I wouldn’t mind being visited by a ghost. – Natalie Dormer
  • Paul Giamatti is an atheist.
  • God is, to me, pretty much a myth created over time to deny the idea that we’re all responsible for our own actions. – Seth Green
  • Ira Glass called religion ‘arbitrary.’
  • Sir Ian McKellen reportedly rips up Bibles placed hotel rooms where he stays.
  • Dame Helen Mirren describes herself as ‘a Christian who doesn’t believe in God.’
  • Patton Oswalt says religion started out as the old ‘sky cake’ dodge.
  • Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence. – Carl Sagan
  • If you wish to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first invent the universe. – Carl Sagan
  • There once was a time when all people believed in God and the church ruled. This time was called the Dark Ages.
  • Philosophy is questions that may never be answered. Religion is answers that may never be questioned.
  • You can’t convince a believer of anything; for their belief is not based on evidence, it’s based on a deep-seated need to believe. – Carl Sagan
  • Man created God in his image : intolerant, sexist, homophobic and violent. – George Weinberg
  • Facts do not cease to exist because they are ignored. – Aldous Huxley
  • Decisions based on fact are inherently better than decisions based on belief. – Tyson Gill
  • The invisible and the non-existent look very much alike. – Delos B. McKown
  • You keep believing, I’ll keep evolving.
  • Religion is excellent stuff for keeping common people quiet. – Napoleon Bonaparte
  • The Government of the United States is in no sense founded on the Christian religion. – John Adams
  • Those who can make you believe absurdities, can make you commit atrocities. – Voltaire
  • The way to see by faith is to shut the eye of reason. – Benjamin Franklin
  • History teaches us that no other cause has brought more death than the word of god. – Giulian Buzila
  • I have examined all the known superstitions of the world, and I do not find in our particular superstition of Christianity one redeeming feature. They are all alike founded on fables and mythology. – Thomas Jefferson
  • Which is it, is man one of God’s blunders or is God one of man’s? – Friedrich Nietzsche
  • As people become more intelligent they care less for preachers and more for teachers. – Robert G. Ingersol
  • Blind faith is an ironic gift to return to the Creator of human intelligence.
  • Russian Proverb: Pray to God, fine; but keep rowing to shore.
  • Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false, and by the rulers as useful. – Edward Gibbon
  • You’re basically killing each other to see who’s got the better imaginary friend. – Richard Jeni
  • Don’t pray in my school, and I won’t think in your church.
  • Men never commit evil so fully and joyfully as when they do it for religious convictions. – Blaise Pascal
  • Two hands working can do more than a thousand clasped in prayer.
  • Religion has actually convinced people that there’s an invisible man living in the sky… – George Carlin
  • What is it the Bible teaches us? Repine, cruelty, and murder. – Thomas Paine
  • Religion. It’s given people hope in a world torn apart by religion. – Jon Stewart
  • That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence. – Christopher Hitchens
  • All thinking men are atheists. – Ernest Hemingway
  • Properly read, the Bible is the most potent force for atheism ever conceived. – Isaac Asimov
  • Religion is what keeps the poor from murdering the rich. – Napoléon Bonaparte
  • The Bible has noble poetry in it… and some good morals and a wealth of obscenity, and upwards of a thousand lies. – Mark Twain
  • Atheism is a non-prophet organization. – George Carlin
  • Human decency is not derived from religion. It precedes it. – Christopher Hitchens
  • One would go mad if one took the Bible seriously; but to take it seriously one must be already mad. – Aleister Crowley
  • Atheists never believe, we conclude.
  • A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Atheist walk into a bar…
  • Isn’t an agnostic just an atheist without balls? – Stephen Colbert
  • I once wanted to become an atheist but I gave up, they have no holidays. – Henny Youngman
  • A pious man is one who would be an atheist if the King were. – Jean de la Bruyere
  • An atheist is a man who has no invisible means of support. – James Buchan
  • I’m an atheist and I thank God for it. – George Bernard Shaw
  • I’m a very angry, hard-line atheist. – Joss Whedon
  • I say again that I am an atheist. I do not believe in God. – Mikhail Gorbachev
  • But in America, if you’re an atheist, you lose. – Michael Newdow
  • The atheist market is a very overlooked and powerful market, it turns out. – Ira Glass
  • Religion is all bunk. – Thomas Edison
  • Faith, as such, is extremely detrimental to human life. – Ayn Rand
  • Bruce Lee was an atheist.
  • Mick Jagger is an atheist.
  • Mark Zuckerberg is an atheist.
  • There doesn’t have to be a God for me. There’s something in people that’s spiritual, that’s godlike. – Angelina Jolie
  • The word God is for me nothing more than the expression and product of human weaknesses. – Albert Einstein
  • I distrust those people who know so well what God wants them to do because I notice it always coincides with their own desires. – Susan Brownell Anthony
  • Truth, in matters of religion, is simply the opinion that has survived. – Oscar Wilde
  • God created man in his own image. And man, being a gentleman, returned the favor. – Rousseau
  • You know your god is man-made when he hates all the same people you do.
  • You’ll never find a dead Christian in a foxhole who didn’t pray.
  • Fundamentalism means never having to say I’m wrong.
  • Prayer has no place in the public schools, just like facts have no place in organized religion. – Principal Skinner
  • I’d take the awe of understanding over the awe of ignorance any day. – Douglas Adams
  • A cult is a religion with no political power. – Tom Wolfe
  • The reason people use a crucifix against vampires is because vampires are allergic to bullshit. – Richard Pryor
  • I don’t want to believe. I want to know. – Carl Sagan
  • Theology is ignorance with wings. – Sam Harris
  • You won’t burn in hell. But be nice anyway. – Ricky Gervais
  • Kevin Bacon is an atheist.
  • Faith by definition is believing in things without evidence and I don’t do that because frankly I’m not an idiot. – Kate Smurthwaite
  • In denying superstition and ignorance, atheism profoundly affirms our humanity and our sense of awe in the natural universe.